15 Whatsapp Jokes Jo Apko Hansa hansa ke pagal kardenge

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15 Whatsapp Jokes Jo Apko Hansa hansa ke pagal kardenge

15 Whatsapp Jokes Jo Apko Hansa hansa ke pagal kardenge

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi,
Vo Bade Aaram Se S*x Kar RahaThha,
Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi,
Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne
Puchha. Tum Itna Cheekh
Kyun Rahi Ho?
Wife:Bahar Tere Dost
Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh
Rahi Hoon


Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar
Kisi Bahut Bade Vidwan Aur Bramhchari Ne Kaha Hai
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Kush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi, Mal Mutra Ka Dwar.
Plz Ladkiyon Naraz Mat Hona It’s Just A Joke But I Like That Dwar sweet & beautiful Very Much.


Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student?
A beautiful teacher…


Banta: What comes after 69?
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Santa: Mouthwash. ….. wink emoticon grin emoticon
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JIsKo saMajh AayA likE mAarO
BAaakI poGo DekH lo cHohTa bHeeM aa Ra hOgA… grin emoticon
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Hahahah


Girl and boy hotel ke room mein s3x karne ke baad
lete hue the Ladki: “Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari
lulli duniya ki
sabse badi lulli hai” Ladka khush hokar bola:
“Achcha!!!” Ladki: “Haan kyunki iske baad l*nd ki
category shuru ho jaati hai“


Sweetest proposat by kg class boy..
boy: kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi ?
girl: nahi.
BOy: kalle na plzz
Girl : nai mai nai kalungi .
Boy: kalle na didi plz…..


Kele Wala Gali Mein Kele BechRaha Tha
Kelewala: “Kele Lelo G**nd Fadu Kele Lelo”
Mallika “Oye, Ye Kaisi Kele Hai, Pahle To Kabhi Nahi Sune? Kitne Ka Hai?”
Kelewala: “250 Rs Ka Ek”
Mallika Hairan Hoke: “Kyaaa????”
Kelewala: “Dekha Fatt Gayi Na G**nd“


ek lady ke ch#*t me ghaw ho jata he to wo dr. ke pass jati he.
lady:dr. dekhna ye kya hua he
dr.:ye kya apko kitna time ho gya sex kiya hua
lady:mere husband landon gye hue he or mujhe sex kiya 2 mounth ho gya
dr.ye koi ghaw ni ch#*t me to jank lg gya he.


Raat ko sapne mein Babu ko koi ch#d deta hai.
Babu subha hote hi bank jaakar apna account band karva deta hai.
Kyun????
Kyunki bank ke board par likha tha – “Hum aapke sapno ko haqiqat mein badal denge”


A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.
Plane says: “Yaar rocket, tu itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?”
Rocket replies “Yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke g#@nd main AAG lagi ho….”

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