50 Mazahiya Mast Jokes aur latefe Whatsapp Keliye

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Mazahiya Mast Jokes aur latefe Whatsapp Keliye

50 Mazahiya Mast Jokes aur latefe Whatsapp Keliye

 

Ek Majnu ki halat to dekhiye, kabr mein pada tha..
Ek Majnu ki halat to dekhiye, kabr mein pada tha..
Haddiyan to gal gayi thi, par l*nd uska khada tha !!


Door gaon main aik basti thee..
Jahan pe randian bahut sasti thee..

Unki g*nd main itni masti thee..
Jitna bhi ch*do utna hansti thee..

Magar Tum kyu hanste ho?
Kya usi gaon main basti ho?…


Ladka:Kash Main Teri Bra Hota..
To Sara Din Tere Boobs Se Chipka Hota !!
Ladki:Main Kisi Aur Se Dabva Rahi Hoti..
Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota !! —


Samundar Ke Kinaare Baithe Hain..
Kabhi To Koi Lehar Aayegi !!
Kismat Badle Ya Na Badle..
Ga(nd To Dhul Hi Jayegi !!


Murjhaye Hue Phool Achhe Nahi Lagte..
Aap Lund Khujate Achhe Nahi Lagte..
Koi To Patalo Ladki Ab Meri Jaan..
Roz Bathroom Mein Hilaate Achhe Nahi Lagte !!


Samajh Nahi Aata Teri Kaise Loon..
Teri Sula Ke Loon,
Ya Bitha Ke Loon,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loon,
Ya Teri Jhuka Ke Loon
Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Meri Jaan..
Main Teri Photo Kaise Loon !!


1 hasband & wife were going in the forest,
Husband bola darling apni bra tight karlo,
Wife: Q
Husband: suna hai aj kal cheeta bhi peeta hai.


Professor : What Does that “V” on Your T-Shirt Stand for?
College Girl : “Virgin”.
Professor : R you a Virgin?
College Girl : Well, it’s a 5 Years Old TShirt…


Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi
Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha
Teacher: ?Tumhara Naam Kya Hai??
Ladki: Ji, Pinki?
Teacher: Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur
Piche Sarson Ka Tel!


Teacher In Class Mein
Bacho Ko Bolti Hai
Teacher: ?Write A Sentence Ending With Hand. ?
Santa: ?My Penis In Ur Hand?
Teacher Santa Ko Chanta
Maarti Hai
Santa: ?Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha”


Badan uska silky ho..
Mammey uske milky ho..
Dikhne mein wo chikni ho..
Pehni usne bikini ho..
Neeche uske chimney ho….
Lamba apna danda ho..
Usme jaake thanda ho !!


Darwaje par phool latkaye baithe he
Bistar ko scent se mahkaye baithe he
Diwangi to dekho bhenchodo ki
Suhagrat sham ko he aur condom
subhah se lagaye baithe h..


Gunah Karke Tum Kyu Saza Se Darte
Ho,
Condnm Pehan Ke Kyu Aids Se Darte
Ho,
Itni Ladkiyaan Hai Pyaar Karne Ke
Liye,
Phir Kyu Tum Lulli Hila Hila Ke Marte
Ho?


Phool banke kya jeena,
Ek din murjha jaaoge..
Jeena hai to pani banke jiyo,
Kisi ki g*nd dhone k kaam to aaoge !!


Aalu ka parantha aur sarson ka saag.
wah…wah…
Aalu ka parantha aur sarson ka saag.
wah…wah…
Main teri g*nd marne aa raha hu..
Jahan bhagna hai,bhaag !!


Ek aur nosh farmaiyega,huzoor..
Suhagraat pe biwi apne pati se boli,
Aji Sunte ho, apni rab ne bana di jodi..
Ab aap jaldi se dur karo meri confusion thodi..
K Aap Upar Aa rahe ho, Ya fir main ban jaoon Ghodi !!!!! 😛


OSCAR Nomination 4 Best BlueFilms.
1)Hasina ki Gxxnd me Pasina…
.
2)Ghar me Sali to Puri Rat Diwali…..
3)Fad k Panty Chxdne de Aunty……..
4)Pati Fauj me Biwi MAUJ Me


Xtra kamina bacha;
.
Bacha: Uncle ! Aunty raat ko kabutron ko dana deti hai kia ?
Uncle: Nahi q ?
.
.
.
.
.
Bacha: Phir unki awaz q aati hai,
Ah ahh ahh aah Aah aah aah..


Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
.
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.
.
Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”
.
Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka Virya Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”
.
Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka L*nd Choos Rahi Thi
.
Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”
.
Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“


Sabse pavitra cheez agar hai to wo hai Purush ka Ling .
-Ye bahut vinamra hai, hamesha jhuka rehta hai.
-Ye dayalu hai, ladkiyon ki gode bharta hai.
-Ye asli guru hai, jo apne do chelon kasaath nahin chhodta.
-Ismein sadgi hai, ye chhoti si gufa mein raat guzarta hai.
-Ye adarniya hai, nari ko dekh ke khada ho jata hai.
-Ye farishta hai, chahe kitna modo marodo ismein se amrit hi niklta hai, jisse shristi chalti hai.
Aap LING-DHARI hain to msg aage bheje


Bachpan me S*X ka nam sunte hi
Kaan khade ho jaate h
Jawani me Auzaar khada ho jata h Aur
Budhape me Rongte


Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo..


Ek city ka ladka pehli baar sasural gaya,
Village walon se pucha – yaho koi enjoy karne wali cheej hai kya ?
Wo bole – nahi ,
Ek thi wo bhi aap le gaye..


Santa Ne Girls Hostel Me Phone Kiya : “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha : “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?”
Santa : “Ab To Pata Nahi Ji, Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“


Ek ladki ko pechhe se kisi ne ungli di
peche ek 65 saal ka budha tha.
Ladki:baba ye miscal ap ne di?
Baba dhoti kol k bola mera to balanc hi
khatam hai


Ladkiyon Ka Dimag
20% Jewelry
20% Shopping
20% Money
20%Enjoy
10% KitchenCare
10% Fuck
Ladkon Ka Dimag
90% chodne me
5% kisko chodna
4% kaha chodna
1% kaise chodna!


Ek Sadhu Gali Se Jaa Raha Tha Tabi Uspe BRA Aa Giri.
Sadhu- Hey Prabhu,
Ye Teri Kaisi Leela He,
Aam Koi aur Chooss Raha He aur Chilke Humpe fek Raha He.?

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